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Painfully dull teenage werewolf flick features precious little blood or chocolate.
It´s Underworld without the vampires, or the conflict, as adolescent she-wolf Agnes Bruckner falls in love with human Hugh Dancy.
Of course, this causes a rife within her community of werewolf expatriates (werepatriates?) living in Romania, as she has been chosen as the next wife of were-king Oliver Martinez.
Competently filmed, with some nice shots of Bucharest; otherwise, while rarely overtly awful, the experience is numbing – far worse than watching any truly ‘bad´ movie could be.
Glitchy editing is used to cover up lack of an FX budget to laughable effect.
