A plotless, pointless, laughless collection of desperate lowbrow gags in the guise of a coherent film, Grown Ups 2 must be seen to be believed
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 is all Sturm und Drang and endless exposition, and yet nothing is really happening
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 is glorious trash that fully embraces the sheer silliness of its source material and very nearly transcends it
Abduction is a slick, polished effort from a usually reliable director, featuring an intriguing premise and a talented cast
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is all about sex and lust and teenage infatuation, a lot of it coming from a 109-year-old character that ought to know better
Valentine’s Day is an adequate, pleasant-enough date movie, but it’s utterly unmemorable in almost every detail
The Twilight Saga: New Moon is an unbearable slog that will appeal to fans of the series and leave all others twitching in their seats
Twilight is a cornball Harlequin romance with a Romeo and Juliet-like love story between a human girl and a vampire boy