The slick production values suggest there’s some entertainment value here, but the mind-numbing script might lower your IQ the longer you longer you keep watching.
Scott Waugh’s Need for Speed takes the same mentality as the video games: screw everything else, this is all about the cars
The Taking of Pelham 123 is another pointless remake that strips the original film down to its bare essentials for an update, removing most of the flavor in the process
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen doesn’t even work on the level of toy commercial