The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 is all Sturm und Drang and endless exposition, and yet nothing is really happening
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 is glorious trash that fully embraces the sheer silliness of its source material and very nearly transcends it
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is all about sex and lust and teenage infatuation, a lot of it coming from a 109-year-old character that ought to know better
The Twilight Saga: New Moon is an unbearable slog that will appeal to fans of the series and leave all others twitching in their seats
Twilight is a cornball Harlequin romance with a Romeo and Juliet-like love story between a human girl and a vampire boy