‘StreetDance 2’ movie review: 3D dance movie sequel offers more of the same
At least StreetDance 2 is mercifully short; under 80 minutes, minus credits. It’s also entirely insufficient.
May 9, 2012
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At least StreetDance 2 is mercifully short; under 80 minutes, minus credits. It’s also entirely insufficient.
The Cold Light of Day is never overtly awful, and might even be an acceptable late-night cable diversion, but it’s utterly routine and unmemorable
Streep took home an Oscar for a particularly bland and passionless role that fails to capture the essence of the iconic politician
This Means War is Spy vs. Spy as two young CIA agents vie to win the affections of a product testing executive
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked is no worse than its immediate predecessors; perhaps a notch below the 2007 film
If nothing else, Garry Marshall’s New Year’s Eve must have been great fun for the product placement department
Dream House devolves into a cookie-cutter formula and choppy, abrupt editing that seems to open up retrospective plot holes
Shark Night is a relentlessly derivative, dull, and frequently idiotic movie that hopes to get by on the popularity of its title creatures alone
Womb is a deadening slog that takes a fascinating, unsettling premise and takes its sweet time to do next to nothing with it
Bad Teacher just might get some laughs out of you, even though you know better
Skyline simply doesn’t work, and it’s at times it’s unbearably bad until the film’s final five minutes, when it finally comes to life
Just Go with It might be Adam Sandler’s worst movie yet; at least the cast got a trip to Hawaii out of it
I Am Number Four is an amalgamation of just about all the other hot franchise properties from the past decade
Ron Howard’s The Dilemma is a rarely funny bromance, overlong and aggravating and without a dilemma
Season of the Witch might seem to legitimize the medieval witch hunting, or hey, take it a step further, the witch hunting in contemporary US politics
The Good Heart is about as unsubtle as (bad) silent melodrama, and within minutes it reaches an undesirable crescendo
Paranormal Activity 2 rehashes the found footage first film and expects us to eat it up just the same
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My Life in Ruins is another parade of obnoxious stereotypes that wears out its welcome quickly
Love Happens, a well-intentioned but seriously mishandled film with precious little romance and no comedy