While The Expendables 3 is a better film in most technical regards, it’s lost the goofy charm and rough edges that made the first two Expendables fun
Renny Harlin’s The Legend of Hercules is only somewhat better than its shining 3% score on the Tomatometer might indicate
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 is all Sturm und Drang and endless exposition, and yet nothing is really happening
Immortals, a Greek mythology spectacle coming in the wake of 300 and Clash of the Titans, is a guilty pleasure; very guilty
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 is glorious trash that fully embraces the sheer silliness of its source material and very nearly transcends it
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is all about sex and lust and teenage infatuation, a lot of it coming from a 109-year-old character that ought to know better
Twilight is a cornball Harlequin romance with a Romeo and Juliet-like love story between a human girl and a vampire boy